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Army of Darkness
Crimewave
Evil Dead
Evil Dead 2
Maniac Cop
McHale's Navy
Menno's Mind
Mindwarp
Moontrap
Sundown: Vampires in Retreat
American Gothic
Blaze of Glory
Brisco County
Ellen
Goldrush
Hercules
Homicide
Lois & Clark
The Love Bug
Timecop
Tornado
X-Files
Xena
- 1300ad.wav - Ash "Closest I can figure it the year is 1300 AD and I'm being dragged to my death. It wasn't always like this. I had a real life... once." (260k)
- 21stcntr.wav - Ash "Say hello to the 21st century!" (80k)
- aodtheme.wav - Army of Darkness Opening Music (530k)
- ash_slav.wav - Ash "My name is Ash, and I am a slave." (75k)
- bad_ash.wav - Bad Ash "I'm Bad Ash, and you're Good Ash. You're goodie little two-shoes. You're goodie little two-shoes, goodie little two-shoes!" (216k)
- bonehead.wav - Ash "Buckle up bonehead, cause you're going for a ride." (81k)
- boomstck.wav - Ash "See this? This is my boom stick!" (143k)
- braggart.wav - King Arthur & Ash "Are all men from the future loud mouth braggarts?" "Nope, just me baby. Just me." (198k)
- comepapa.wav - Ash "Come to papa..." (25k)
- damnwrds.wav - Ash "I got it I got it! I know your damned words, alright!?" (73k)
- flthbnes.wav - Ash "Keep your damn filthy bones out of my mouth." (94k)
- fncypnts.wav - Ash "Well hello Mr. Fancypants." (68k)
- get_axe.wav - Ash "It's a trick. Get an axe." (49k)
- get_some.wav - Ash "I'll swallow your soul!" "Come get some." (75k)
- goodbadg.wav - Ash "Good... Bad... I'm the guy with the gun." (92k)
- gotahurt.wav - Ash "Oooooh, that's gotta hurt!" (40k)
- groovy.wav - Ash "Groovy." (15k)
- gum_ears.wav - Ash "Get the gum out of your ears and listen up." (51k)
- hailking.wav - Ash "Hail to the king, baby." (29k)
- hand_bad.wav - Ash "It got into my hand and went bad, so I lopped it off at the wrist." (116k)
- hey_baby.wav - Ash "Hey baby!" (60k)
- homemama.wav - Ash "Go ahead and run, run home and cry to mama." (90k)
- hsewares.wav - Ash "Name's Ash... Housewares." (100k)
- jackshit.wav - Ash "I got news for you pal. You ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and shit, and Jack left town." (128k)
- jackspit.wav - Ash "I got news for you pal. You ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and spit, and Jack left town." (128k)
- killkiss.wav - Ash "First you want to kill me, now you want to kiss me. Blow." (118k)
- klatu1.wav - Ash "Klatu Verata Nicto." (54k)
- klatu2.wav - Ash "Klatu Verata Nrmnphnfhr..." (112k)
- leavestr.wav - Ash "Lady, I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave the store." (59k)
- leavitbe.wav - Ash "So you just leave it be..." (111k)
- live_agn.wav - Bad Ash "I live .... again." (174k)
- lkntrble.wav - Ash "I wasn't looking for no trouble." (34k)
- london_b.wav - Ash & Tiny Ashes "London Bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down ... my fair lady, ha!" (280k)
- oops.wav - Ash "Ooops..." (16k)
- pillow_t.wav - Ash "Well that's just what we call pillow talk, baby." (52k)
- realugly.wav - Sheila & Ash "You found me beautiful once." "Honey, you got real ugly." (130k)
- s-mart1.wav - Ash "Shop smart, shop S-Mart." (40k)
- s-mart2.wav - Ash "That's right... Shop smart, shop S-Mart." (106k)
- sckrpnch.wav - Ash "I don't like being... sucker punched!" (81k)
- screwhds.wav - Ash "Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up." (51k)
- shebitch.wav - Ash "Yo, she-bitch ... let's go." (89k)
- shewitch.wav - Ash "Yo she-witch ... let's go." (75k)
- shoelace.wav - Ash "You know your shoelace is untied." (46k)
- snd_jerk.wav - Bad Ash "You sound like a jerk!" (28k)
- spinach.wav - Ash "Now woah woah woah right there spinach chin..." (47k)
- srdnecan.wav - Ash "Keep your sardine can on!" (43k)
- sugar.wav - Ash "Gimmie some sugar, baby." (27k)
- sugar_ba.wav - Bad Ash "Gimme some sugar, baby..." (30k)
- thats_it.wav - Ash "Ok then... that's it" (84k)
- threebks.wav - Ash "Hold it, nobody said anything about three books. Ooh, that stinking wiseman! He was so busy filling me full of his secret little words and his phrases and his boloney that he never said anything about this." (313k)
- wantsome.wav - Ash "Alright... who wants some... who's next?" (176k)
- wrong_bk.wav - Ash "Woah, wrong book." (62k)
- wscience.wav - Ash "We can take these Deadites, we can take 'em... with science." (135k)
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