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- The King of Thieves
- fatekind.zip - Autolycus "Oh, the fates have been kind." (79k)
- kingthvs.zip - Autolycus "After all, I am the King of Thieves..." (51k)
- running.zip - Autolycus "Guess I'll be running along..." (29k)
- The End of the Beginning
- age_wine.zip - Autolycus "You're going to age like a fine wine Autolycus. Bon appetite." (96k)
- autoalrm.zip - Autolycus "Your security system failed our test. Uh huh. I'm with Autolycus Alarm - Protection without measure for all kinds of treasure." (217k)
- comepapa.zip - Autolycus "Come to papa..." (78k)
- felltrck.zip - Autolycus "I can't believe I fell for that old trick. I invented it." (60k)
- frown.zip - Autolycus "Now don't frown, you'll get wrinkles." (50k)
- fun.zip - Autolycus "This should be fun." (23k)
- goodbye.zip - Autolycus "This is goodbye..." (24k)
- goodiesh.zip - Autolycus argues with himself (339k)
- gottahrt.zip - Autolycus "Oooh, that's gotta hurt..." (41k)
- hangmsry.zip - Autolycus "I'd hang myself if it would just put you out of my misery." (65k)
- homepops.zip - Autolycus "Why don't you go back to that old has-beens home where you came from pops." (65k)
- lookleap.zip - Autolycus "You know, if you'd look before leaping, we would not be in this mess." (79k)
- metoyou.zip - Autolycus "What happens to me that turns me into you?" (39k)
- mrtlmere.zip - Autolycus "Not so fast. I may be mortal but I'm hardly mere." (73k)
- paradox.zip - Autolycus "Oh, this time paradox business gives me a headache." (57k)
- pathetic.zip - Autolycus "Oh you know what, you're pathetic." (41k)
- piece_me.zip - Autolycus "You want a piece of me, huh?" (33k)
- planscre.zip - Autolycus "Have I got a plan... It's so simple it scares me." (61k)
- proof.zip - Autolycus "I'm the walking, talking proof junior. Better believe it." (67k)
- showbaby.zip - Autolycus "Show me your stuff baby..." (35k)
- shregift.zip - Autolycus "Next time you feel the need to share your gift of wisdom and experience... don't." (104k)
- so_rude.zip - Autolycus "Oh that was so rude!" (42k)
- teeth_ls.zip - Autolycus "You shut up or you're gonna suffer premature teeth loss." (53k)
- ticket.zip - Autolycus "Aha, now that's the ticket." (48k)
- too_much.zip - Autolycus "Two of me is just too much of a good thing." (59k)
- trustme.zip - Autolycus "What's the matter, don't you trust me?" (36k)
- Beanstalks and Bad Eggs
- f_word.zip - Autolycus "You know I love to hear you say the F word." (42k)
- genius.zip - Autolycus "Can you say genius?" (43k)
- harpies.zip - Autolycus "I hate to break it to you big guy... You've got harpies." (80k)
- hatethis.zip - Autolycus "He hates it when I do this." (45k)
- heard_me.zip - Autolycus "Uh we haven't met. I'm Autolycus. Perhaps you've heard of me?" (99k)
- ldiesman.zip - Autolycus "Oh actually where I come from I'm considered something of a ... ladies man." (92k)
- loseseye.zip - Autolycus "You know it's all fun and games until someone looses an eye." (69k)
- near_dth.zip - Autolycus "Well it's been fun, as far as near-death experiences go." (90k)
- pce_cake.zip - Autolycus "Piece of cake..." (34k)
- tricky.zip - Autolycus "Ahhh this could be tricky." (54k)
- women.zip - Autolycus "Women... Sheesh..." (50k)
- Men in Pink
- autolyca.zip - Autolycus "I'm Autolyca and this is my partner Salmonella." (79k)
- bestluck.zip - Autolycus "Well, best of luck." (24k)
- big_idea.zip - Autolycus "Hey, what's the big idea?" (29k)
- blowcovr.zip - Autolycus "If I don't get a loser skirt, I'm going to blow my cover." (35k)
- bumpgrnd.zip - Autolycus "A little bump and grind here and there is to be expected." (38k)
- ckiepuss.zip - Autolycus "Don't flatter yourself cookie-puss, it's me." (39k)
- feels_gd.zip - Autolycus "And it feels so good..." (37k)
- gotlucky.zip - Autolycus "Well, at least one of us got lucky." (27k)
- instinct.zip - Autolycus "Listen, from now on, whatever instinct you have, do the opposite." (52k)
- kissmslf.zip - Autolycus "Gadzooks... If I were a woman, I'd kiss myself." (45k)
- melons.zip - Autolycus "Where are my melons?" (16k)
- relxseen.zip - Autolycus "Relax, it's nothing I haven't seen before. On second thought..." (43k)
- skirt_on.zip - Autolycus "Ah, keep your skirt on." (24k)
- sprngwnt.zip - Autolycus "Say, are you a spring or winter?" (28k)
- sugrbaby.zip - Autolycus "Gimme some sugar baby..." (24k)
- takemney.zip - Autolycus "You can either stand here and watch me take this money, or I can club you over the head and I'll take it anyway." (86k)
- whatsize.zip - Autolycus "Say, what's your size?" (54k)
- wigtight.zip - Autolycus "Is your wig on too tight?" (23k)
- zeusbolt.zip - Autolycus "Let's make like Zeus and bolt." (22k)
- Yes, Virginia, There is a Hercules
- cant_dan.zip - Rob Tapert "You know, I am really getting tired of people telling me what I can't do. Could someone please tell me what I can do?" (141k)
- changesb.zip - Rob Tapert "Don't change the subject." (27k)
- doing_me.zip - Rob Tapert "What are you doing to me?" (20k)
- dontscrw.zip - Rob Tapert "Don't screw this up." (33k)
- dope_fnd.zip - Rob Tapert "He's a dope fiend, I know it." (36k)
- feel_any.zip - Rob Tapert "I'm a producer, I don't feel anything." (36k)
- funlastd.zip - Rob Tapert "Well, it was fun while it lasted." (41k)
- giveidea.zip - Rob Tapert "Say, that gives me an idea." (56k)
- imblind.zip - Rob Tapert "Oh no, I'm blind! I swear, from now on I'll sing in the shower instead." (113k)
- insancrz.zip - Rob Tapert "Is he insane or am I crazy?" (40k)
- nice_see.zip - Rob Tapert "How nice to see you again. It hasn't been long enough." (47k)
- piece_me.zip - Rob Tapert "You want a piece of me, tough guy?" (29k)
- probprty.zip - Rob Tapert "We got a problem people and it's not pretty." (46k)
- prvmoron.zip - Rob Tapert "I'm gonna give you one last chance to prove you're not a moron." (54k)
- puppetsh.zip - Rob Tapert "I've seen better actors in a puppet show." (39k)
- sit_down.zip - Rob Tapert "All right, shut up, the both of you, and sit down." (48k)
- wearuber.zip - Rob Tapert "All the kids are wearing rubbers these days." (37k)
- Porkules
- denial.zip - Autolycus "Denial ain't just a river in Egypt, Curly." (49k)
- devilham.zip - Autolycus "You deviled ham you." (44k)
- flying.zip - Autolycus "This whole flying thing is for the birds." (51k)
- kidding.zip - Autolycus "Oh you gotta be kidding me..." (33k)
- lvrfghtr.zip - Autolycus "That's right, spread the word. I'm a lover and a fighter." (77k)
- smooth.zip - Autolycus "Oh that was smooth..." (37k)
- toottoot.zip - Autolycus "I hate to toot my own horn, but ... toot toot." (69k)
- wildfire.zip - Autolycus "My fame spreads like wildfire." (58k)
- wow_hurt.zip - Autolycus "Wow that hurt." (34k)
- One Fowl Day
- bad_feel.zip - Autolycus "Oh, I got a bad feeling..." (48k)
- better.zip - Autolycus "It just keeps getting better and better." (58k)
- goodrdns.zip - Autolycus "Well, I wish I could say it's been fun, but it hasn't. Good riddens." (87k)
- monster.zip - Autolycus "M m m monster c c coming for us!" (151k)
- warm_fzy.zip - Autolycus "Nothing gives me a warm fuzzy feeling like a mob of armed villagers." (77k)
- My Fair Cupcake
- chuckle.zip - Autolycus Chuckling... (31k)
- fascjust.zip - Autolycus "All men think they're fascinating. In my case it's justified." (84k)
- hellocpk.zip - Autolycus "Hello Cupcake..." (26k)
- jewels.zip - Autolycus "Say, where's the romance? Is that all you can think of, a man's jewels?" (75k)
- mlndinar.zip - Autolycus "That, my friend, is the million dinar question." (76k)
- prceless.zip - Autolycus "Now this is priceless." (46k)
- talent.zip - Autolycus "Never underestimate great talent, especially mine." (70k)
- Genies & Grecians & Geeks, Oh My...
- alwcatch.zip - Autolycus "Doh, I knew it, there's always a catch factor." (72k)
- bees_kns.zip - Autolycus "Genie baby, you are the bee's knees. Now watch and learn." (81k)
- elycium.zip - Autolycus "Hahaha... Oh, I've died and gone to Elycium. Where or where to begin..." (148k)
- fat_lip.zip - Autolycus "Say how would you like a fat lip to go with the rest of you?" (47k)
- htlrooms.zip - Autolycus "I've seen musicians leave hotel rooms in better shape." (56k)
- intagble.zip - Autolycus "No, I asked to be invisible, not intangible!" (66k)
- limp.zip - Autolycus "I may be intangible. Nobody said anything about limp." (66k)
- perk_up.zip - Autolycus "Ohoo, yowza! Well that'll certainly perk you up." (74k)
- sltnswat.zip - Autolycus "Let's get this straight - I'm the sultan of swat." (73k)
- whatgivs.zip - Autolycus "Say, what gives?" (52k)
- Just Passing Through
- alrtgdts.zip - Autolycus "Oh alright you goody two shoes..." (56k)
- herobusn.zip - Autolycus "I could get used to this hero business." (48k)
- ldiescmb.zip - Autolycus "Ladies, please, I'll get to each of you one at a time... or in some other combination." (117k)
- problem.zip - Autolycus "Don't you see man, I've got a problem!" (39k)
- stealmys.zip - Autolycus "If I was the last man on Earth, I'd steal from myself." (61k)
- Hercules, Tramps & Thieves
- autoertc.wav - Autolycus "You didn't used to call me autoerotic for nothin..." (84k)
- booty.wav - Autolycus "Life with Lucious was full of booty! We stole a lot of stuff too." (99k)
- facedeath.wav - Autolycus "Unhand me you swine! If I'm to face death, I'll do so bravely." (131k)
- fester.wav - Autolycus "True love never dies. It just hibernates, laying dormant like a cold sore waiting to fester." (200k)
- flapping.wav - Autolycus "Well, this is no time to stand here with my schnitzel flapping in the breeze." (73k)
- gifthorse.wav - Hercules & Autolycus "Have you ever heard the saying 'Never look a gift horse in the mouth'?" "Sure, and don't stand too close to his ass either." (108k)
- mombo.wav - Autolycus "Say toots, how about a horizontal mombo on the rocks?" (76k)
- rescue.wav - Autolycus "Ahh, my adoring fans have come to rescue me." (61k)
- cheapstf.wav - Autolycus "Barkeep, give me a glass of your finest cheap stuff and don't be stingy, this is a celebration." (124k)
- stinker.wav - Autolycus "Ain't I a stinker?" (38k)
- thankstip.wav - Autolycus "Thanks for the tip." (22k)